Robin Cook Resignation Speech

Of course one person who might be able to tell use the truth of the situation is the late Robin Cook who has unfortunately since died of a heart attack at the top of a mountain. But here's what he said when he resigned.   It is, or course, illegal in the UK to use footage from Parliament for satirical purposes so we asked the late Sir Winston Churchill to repeat the text of the speech for us:

As Robin Cook died on top of a mountain it's pretty hard to imagine that this was the result of an MI6 conspiracy or foul play but that hasn't stopped Norman Baker MP from suggesting it obliquely

in an article for The Argus... pointing out the summit of Ben Stack is technically MOD land. 

There have also been claims that there was an MI6 plot to assassinate Slobodan Milosovic and Colonel Nasser.  Of course direct assassination can be rather politically messy.  There are other ways to dispose of people.  For example given what we now know about Lord Mountbatten's role in the plot against Harold Wilson is it possible that even if MI5 and MI6 were not directly responsible for the bomb that killed him they could have ...erm... relaxed security to enable the IRA to reach their target in a way they wouldn't for a Royal who wasn't obsessed with military coups.  Similarly, one could speculate that perhaps security around Princess Diana was left weak as the establishment was not that bothered  if she died and that it is interesting that Robin Cook's wife needed the help of a passer by to contact air rescue services via mobile phone when Mr Cook had his phone on him.... and had clearly used it from the summit to txt his son.  Although it is entirely plausible that she simply did not know he  had his phone on  him... or his battery was flat?  ...or he had a rubbish network.  That would explain it.  You know I should have thought of that...

One wild theory that is no longer in doubt is that there was something going on at MI5 (or 6 or both?) that might have been a dirty tricks campaign against Harold Wilson as even Stella Rimington (the first "public" MI5 head) was forced to admit that: "There is no doubt that some MI5 officers were out to destabilise Labour Ministers"

One  of the reasons that the reporters investigating the plots against Wilson didn't publish their evidence for so long is that by a bizarre series of accidents they became embroiled in the Jeremy Thorpe affair.  According to Barbara Castle Wilson requested Norman Scott's security file - although this is believed to be because Wilson believed there may be an MI5 dirty tricks campaign against Thorpe.   The original BBC investigation into the Wilson plots then had to be dropped for fear of prejudicing Thorpe's trial.  Or something.  Interestingly the attempted murder of Norman Scott was also in a remote location. When the tape recordings of Harold Wilson discussing possible MI5 plots against him resurfaced in 2002.... 

Of course Wilson wasn't the only Labour Leader to have problems with the security services ...A contributing factor to the downfall of Ramsay McDonald's original 1924 administration was the so called Zinoviev letter ...purportedly from Grigori Zinoviev of the USSR to "sympathetic" socialists within the Labour party.  This letter was leaked to the Daily Mail 4 days before the 1924 general election and severely damaged the party's polling.  It is now believed to be a forgery but the debate as to who exactly did write it if it wasn't Zinoviev is never ending...

Then again when anyone of high political profile dies suddenly there are always conspiracy theories - for example many people in the CIA were said to be convinced that Harold Wilson was a KGB agent as a result of soviet defector Anatoliy Golitsyn spreading rumours  that the death of previous Labour leader Hugh Gaitskell was not an accident.  These theories were fuelled by the fact that Wilson had made several trips to the USSR to negotitate supply contracts as Secretary for Overseas Trade  for Clement Attlee's post-war administration. Of course to make things even more complicated many such rumours are actually machinated  and fed by intelligence agencies and governments as a method of undermining states and political alliances themselves and it's a constant amazement to me that there are so many people stupid enough to buy into them who should know better.  In the spirit of this I though that I would start my own rumour that Tony Blair murdered John Smith but someone's already beaten me to it. Whatever the truth once we've put this article up I will not be going on any walking holidays or driving through any underpasses and I am now worried about having an inexplicable fatal heart attack... anyway back to the inquiry...